Somehow, I feel like bacon has become more American than bald eagles and apple pie in the last few years.
Sure, bacon is wonderful and I’m a fan of it just like anyone else … but I don’t quite understand the weird obsession Americans have over bacon-flavored foods that shouldn’t be bacon-flavored and products that should, in no universe, be baconized.
So as a public service, I have gathered together a basic list of 13 products that really prove not everything is better with bacon.
This is just nasty.
6. Bacon personal massage oil
I’m sure this is a gag gift. Right? Right. Either way: “No more horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon grease or third-degree skillet massage burns.”
Have an idea for a listicle? Get in touch. Moroney may be contacted at firstname.lastname@example.org or at (208) 848-2232.