The candidates have been announced, and its time to make a decision.
But before you vote for your final favorites in Inland 360s Holiday Pie Championship, we wanted you to hear from the candidates themselves. Amid their harrowing schedules of speech-giving, promise-making and baby-kissing, we gathered the candidates for a brief debate so you could learn about the issues that matter most to you:
Q: What do you stand for as a pie?
Apple: With me, you know what youre going to get. Youre going to get something delicious -- something youve tasted 100 times before and something youre going to taste 100 times again. If theres anything more American than me, I dare you to find it.
Huckleberry: If you want ordinary, youre better off with Apple -- Im not your pie. But if youre tired of the same-old and ready for something new, youve come to the right place. Im wild, Im intense and Im going to wake up every tastebud in your mouth.
Pumpkin: Have you ever tasted a pumpkin pie that tasted different than any other pumpkin pie? You havent. Because Im consistent. I bring you consistent results every time. Traditional? Perhaps. But I also offer whipped cream.
Chocolate cream: If smooth and creamy is what you want, theres no better choice than me. Im full of chocolatey sweetness -- Im not made of fruits and vegetables, like these other guys.
Q: How does your experience qualify you for this role?
Apple: Ive been around for centuries. None of the other candidates here have that kind of experience, not even close. I know what Im doing, and I do it well.
Chocolate Cream: Experience isnt everything. I may not have the lengthy resume that you do, Apple, but Im a fighter. My whole life Ive been accused of not being a real pie because Im not made of fruit. But look at me, one of the strongest contenders in the Holiday Pie Championship.
Pumpkin: Im the pie that belongs on the Thanksgiving table. You might like other pie better, but these other pies come and go. Im the one you can count on. I am a holiday institution.
Huckleberry: Look, I cant compete with these guys in terms of name recognition. Everyone knows who they are. And there are people out there whove never heard of me, never experienced what Im like. But for everyone who has, theres no going back. Just because everyone knows you doesnt make you great.
What do you see as the most important issue facing our region right now and how do you plan to address this?
Huckleberry: When I go out and listen to what ordinary people are talking about, the primary questions theyre asking are these: Can you believe what So-and-so said on Facebook? and How am I supposed to respond? Well, let me tell you. Youre going to eat a slice of me and youre going to feel happy inside and then youre going to say something nice. Its as easy as pie.
Apple: Health care is an ongoing issue for many. And youve heard the advice: an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Theres no reason that apple cant be in a pie. And thats how I plan to lower health care costs for all.
Chocolate Cream: Immigration is a topic thats of great importance to me, having come to this country from Central and South America. There are no simple solutions, but I believe that sharing our stories over a slice of pie can do a great deal toward finding a common ground.
Pumpkin: Its true, people are concerned with things like health care, climate change, gun violence and international relations. But thats not the primary concern most of us are facing on Thanksgiving Day. On that day, most of us are just trying to get through the meal without talking about any of these things. Looking forward to me may be all thats needed to get you through the meal.
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